we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
"The best things in life are free. The second best are very, very expensive."
- Coco Chanel (via missdontcare-x)
(Source: heroxn, via 0reasons-why)
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
- someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via guy)
(Source: thirstiest, via blankover)
Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
“I am a feminist because”
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.
(Source: vodkaand-cigarettes, via etre-amoureux)
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
- My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)
(Source: lule-bell, via etre-amoureux)
"When adults say, “Teenagers think they are invincible” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail."
- John Green; Looking For Alaska (via quifflecat)